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To Dean Volek and Assembled Panel:Needless to say, the incident that transpired the morning of February the 8th was regrettable to all concerned—to Mrs. Horvath, who had to play witness to such a spectacle of savagery outside her office window, to the students who witnessed the same, to the college itself, which had to clean up the mess, literally as well as with the press—and of course my sincerest apologies to the local chapter of the Audubon Society, whose more enthusiastic members have unfortunately discovered my home address. While on my current and indefinite leave of absence from my instructor position, I have had ample time to ponder things, and I write this letter as an unofficial explanation for the..