Abstract
Superficially, it appears that humans enjoy a wide variety of spiritual and religious traditions. In fact, the vast majority of human belief systems (secular and religious/spiritual) are rooted in and colonized by the same ancient Persian narratives (specifically the Zoroastrian Frame), narratives created by elite actors with an elite agenda in mind. This article explores the ancient roots of our modern spiritual and secular beliefs, demonstrates their ideological and colonial character, briefly examines the emotional, psychological, and spiritual toll, and outlines a course of research for those interested in moving forward with an authentic decolonizing agenda. The paper introduces several terms into the lexicon, including Symbol Factories, Ideological Institutions, and Toxic Socialization. Keywords: Zoroastrianism, accumulating class, regime of accumulation, master narratives